Bleh
Olivia, 19, UK
I like girls and whiskey
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lamegrownup:

i dont trust people who are attracted to me…like why? write me a 10 page paper with a legitimate thesis and valid points backing up your claim or you fake.

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placatory:

when the person you like starts dating someone else

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maudwho:

tessa-ferrer:

How to come out to your parents:
Say: “I’m pregnant.”
When they gasp and look shocked, say: “April Fools, I’m gay.” Throw some glitter on them and walk away. Done.

when i told my dad ‘dad i have something to tell you’ he screamed ‘ARE YOU PREGNANT’ and i…

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mild-bloom:

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

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